[High Praise! to Seanmahair for the inspiration] You’ve heard by now of President Obama noting the accomplishments of previous Presidents, then adding a note about how he one-upped them. Yeah… those are (no pun intended) incomplete . Turns out it’s really quite simple to correct, so I don’t know why the White House web masted didn’t do this already. Here are some examples, with my quick-fix in bold: * President John F. Kennedy famously suggested the American people: “Ask what you can do for your country.” In 1961, the Peace Corps was created, facilitating service among citizens working toward peace in developing countries. In 2011, President Obama celebrated the 50th anniversary of the Peace Corps with a Presidential Proclamation. And then he went golfing. * Continuing his work as a lifelong public service, Clinton created the Clinton Foundation in 2001 to improve global health, education, economies and environments. Affectionately calling him “Do-Gooder-in-Chief”, President Obama has worked with Clinton to make buildings in our country more efficient-announcing a $4 billion investment in energy efficiency upgrades for commercial buildings. And then he went golfing. * President Barack Obama awarded George H.W. Bush the 2010 Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honor, for his commitment to service and ability to inspire volunteerism throughout the country, encouraging citizens to be “a thousand points of light.” And then he went golfing. You’re welcome, Mr. President.

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Why Obama’s Better Than Every Other President – Corrected

I didn’t notice the resemblance myself, but Hunter of Atomic Monkey Action Squad [High Praise!] did . Then I saw them side-by-side: Apparently a murderous communist thug iconic image wasn’t offensive enough, so Newsweek decided to mock Christianity, instead.

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Newsweek Declares Obama First Gay Communist President

[High Praise! to Spacemonkey ] Sadly, this is not a parody. This is direct from Newsweek’s Tumblr page . Ah, our favorite nwktumblr feature is back: the also-rans! These are the alternate versions of our ‘First Gay President’ Newsweek cover that were left on the cutting room floor. Which one’s your favorite? Your tumblrs are really digging Oliver Munday’s #2, but also like the simplicity #6 (the quote over white) brings to the table. This is MY favorite: Why? Because Obama refers to himself 5 times in one sentence, reminding us all yet again what a friggin’ narcissist the guy is. And the collection as a whole serves to remind us that Newsweek is so drunken-frat-boy-at-a-toddler’s-birthday-party out-of-touch that they thought the “ gaylo ” cover they finally ran with was the cream of the crop.

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Rejected “Obama Likes Gay Marriage” Newsweek Covers

[High Praise! to Son of Bob for the idea]

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Liberal Minority Identification Accuracy Swings, Gets Fourth Strike

Seanmahair [High Praise!] emails: According to Newsweek, Obama’s an angel. So was Lucifer, the “Son of the Morning Star”. I see the resemblance.

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Quote of the Day: Obama the Angel

By now you’ve seen the picture of Obama in Reno, giving a speech with only two people standing nearby (strangely, neither of them wearing prop white lab coats ). Mostly people are making fun of him for having a tiny audience, but they’re missing the real scandal here: The “Obama” in the picture is clearly a muppet. First, his “feet” are hidden by a blocking-screen that obviously serves to hide the muppeteers from the view of the audience. And to hide the fact that – like most muppets – “Obama” has no feet. Second, you can clearly see the control rods the hidden muppeteers are using to move his arms. Also, is it just a “coincidence” that the man on the right bears a striking resemblance to the “late” Jim Henson? There are questions in need of answering here, which I’m betting the liberal toadies in the mainstream media haven’t the guts to ask. _______________ UPDATE: Linked at The Hostages

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Breaking Scandal: Obama Muppet Used in Reno Appearance

More proof at The Looking Spoon .

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Finally! Indisputable Proof That Elizabeth Warren Was an Indian

Fred’s off the radio now, but he’s got a website, Fred Thompson’s America , where you can submit questions to him. He’s having way too much fun with this, too: Q (from 55358): Honestly, any chance of you accepting the Vice Presidential spot on the upcoming Republican ticket to balance moderate Romney? You have been pretty silent until e mails the last three day, keep em coming. A: Thanks for asking, pal but NOPE. Have to admit, since I’m poor, homely and have a conservative background, I would provide pretty good balance. Even better – his response to this one: Q (from 11413): Why am I getting these emails I am neither a Fred Thompson supporter nor a republican. OBAMA ALL THE WAY!!! A: Sorry, just thought you could use a little enlightenment. Guess I was right. I like your slogan with one small addition:”Obama, all the way… OUT”

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Fred Thompson As Romney’s VP?